Monday, January 26, 2009

A job for me...someday.

The latest Vegas audition listing:

Cools Entertainment is looking for specific individuals for atmoshere dancing and part of a new show for a center strip casino:
-Female 300+ pounds, tattoos and piercings a plus
-Female little people
-Female 60+ years in age ( if you have a cane or walker thats ok too )
-Male cross dresser
-Female asian dancers will be topless in most numbers.

I suppose I can start bulking up. I'm getting older as I sit here. The years should make me shorter. So, in a few decades, I can be a candidate for a few of those positions. Gonna get me a fancy walker...

1 comment:

Grumples said...

so, let me get this straight: ONLY the female asian dancers will be topless? is that regardless of category you originally qualified under? so it could be a female octogenarian with a walker, and if she's asian, she has to be topless? what about a 300-pound, tattooed, pierced, 4'1", female octogenarian? will she be topless? i totally want to be there opening night!